The Eukanuba Diet

Happy Sunday Everyone.

Enjoy today’s funny. 🙂

Tomorrow is “Blu Monday”, he’ll be posting another attempt at taking over my blog.

If you missed yesterdays funny be sure to check that post out too. That one needed tissues!

The Eukanuba Diet

I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba dog food at my vet and
standing in a queue at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog.
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Eukanuba Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in hospital last time, but that I’d lost 22 kilos before I awoke in an intensive care
unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that all you do
is load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. And I told her that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to
mention here that by now, practically everyone in the queue was
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in hospital in that condition
because I’d been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow… why else would I buy dog food?

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Posted on May 27, 2012, in Funnies and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

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