On a serious note
You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It’s so easy to fool you people. I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!
High Standards of exceptional Freshness…
A while ago a new supermarket opened in Randburg.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain…
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay…
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying…
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies…
I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing her out. She lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug her out and ate her!
Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
And when you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
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Posted on September 21, 2012, in Funnies and tagged bakery, bread, butchery, dairy, eggs, friday funnies, Funny, joke, laugh, little bird, milk, penguin, smile, toilet paper. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.