On a serious note

image from google images

image from google images

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? 

Where do they go? 

Wonder no more ! ! ! 

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. 

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate For life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Freeze a jolly good fellow.” 

You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? 

It’s so easy to fool you people. I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 

High Standards of exceptional Freshness…

A while ago a new supermarket opened in Randburg.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

image from google images

image from google images

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain…

image from google images

image from google images

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay…

image from google images

image from google images

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

image from google images

image from google images

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying…

image from google images

image from google images

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies…   

I  don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.

image from google images

image from google images

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing her out. She lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug her out and ate her!

Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
And when you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

If you are in need of further laughter you have to read It was your rack that saved you or The Taser

If you have a great funny you would like to see here on a Friday… Mail it to me on stuffdidoodles@gmail.com or post it in the comments. If you make me laugh, consider it posted! 🙂

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About Di

Di believes that the most important and most fulfilling “job” she has is being a mom of two. She is an animal communicator. Her greatest passion is animals and their welfare. She enjoys writing about animals and topics to help others with their spiritual growth.

Posted on September 21, 2012, in Funnies and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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