For the ladies

‘OESTROGEN  ISSUES’  

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE  ‘OESTROGEN ISSUES’   

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last  pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

image from google images

image from google images

5. You ‘re using your mobile phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: ‘How’s my  driving-call 0800-‘.

6. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from ‘outer space.’

8. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

9. The Nurofen Plus box is empty and you only bought it yesterday.

image from google images

image from google images

TOP  TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND   

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image from google images

10. Cats’ facial  expressions.

9. The need for the same style of  shoes in different colours.

8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just  weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

image from google images

image from google images

6. Taking a car trip without  trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige,  ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to  make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom  scale ever made.

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image from google images

AND, the Number One  thing only women understand: 
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OTHER  WOMEN

If you are in need of further laughter you have to read It was your rack that saved you or Lucky

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About Di

Di believes that the most important and most fulfilling “job” she has is being a mom of two. She is an animal communicator. Her greatest passion is animals and their welfare. She enjoys writing about animals and topics to help others with their spiritual growth.

Posted on October 26, 2012, in Funnies and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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