pLaY with words.

Police were called to a day care
where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

image from google images

image from google images

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was
Sir Cumference.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

sent by email ;)

sent by email 😉

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was
a small medium at large.

A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement.
He became a hardened criminal.

sent by email ;)

sent by email 😉

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts;in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

image from google images

image from google images

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I’ll show you A-flat miner.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

image from google images

image from google images

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

A calendar’s days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine. (‘Taint none of it mine lately!!)

image from google images

image from google images

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

sent via email ;)

sent via email 😉

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done

If you are in need of further laughter you have to read It was your rack that saved you or for the ladies

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About Di

Di believes that the most important and most fulfilling “job” she has is being a mom of two. She is an animal communicator. Her greatest passion is animals and their welfare. She enjoys writing about animals and topics to help others with their spiritual growth.

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