Dishwasher For Sale

Hi there

I feel terrible for asking, but I need help, who other than friends and family can I really ask for help?

I urgently need to sell my new dishwasher. My husband went ballistic because I wasted so much money on this particular model and insists that I get rid of it ASAP.

So, to keep the peace, please consider making an offer. All offers will be considered. It would make a great gift to yourself!

If you’re not interested,  please  forward to your friends for me:

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When a woman lies

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “My dear child, why are you crying?”

The seamstress replied her thimble had fallen into the water and she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

“Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked. 

The seamstress replied, “No.”

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

“Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, “No.”

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

“Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, “Yes.” The Lord was pleased with the woman’s honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.  

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.

When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. “Is this your husband? The Lord asked

“Yes,” cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The seamstress replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said “no” to George Clooney, you would have come up with Ryan Reynolds

Then if I said “no” to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said “yes,” you would have given me all three.

 

Lord, I’m not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT’S why I said “yes” to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it’s for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others.

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it……..

ha, ha, ha!!!!!

Signed,

All Us Women

Thanks go out to Tilanie who sent in this weeks funnies for the ladies. 🙂

If you are in need of further laughter you have to read It was your rack that saved you or The Bag Piper

If you have a great funny you would like to see here on a Friday… Mail it to me on stuffdidoodles@gmail.com or post it in the comments. If you make me laugh, consider it posted! 🙂

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About Di

Di believes that the most important and most fulfilling “job” she has is being a mom of two. She is an animal communicator. Her greatest passion is animals and their welfare. She enjoys writing about animals and topics to help others with their spiritual growth.

Posted on November 23, 2012, in Funnies and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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