Finding The Funny
Once again I am dealing with the aftermath of BULLYING.
I am fuming.
People are irritating me, stupid people who believe that children who are bullied are not victims. They are victims. Victims of abuse!
Any how I am trying to put myself in a good mood which is proving difficult considering the vast amount of stupid people and the few intelligent ones who abhor abuse.
I came across this joke I saved while temporarily working at a certain “glass building” the people there were super and had as a whole had a great sense of humour. You can only imagine the fun we had with these…
ONE POINT DARES:
Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say: “sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
When in the elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy…”
Don’t use punctuation.
Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
THREE POINT DARES:
Say to your boss, “I like your style”, wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers while making a clicking sound with your tongue that resembles the sound of a revolver.
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Every time you get an email, shout “email!”
Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Introduce yourself to a new colleague as “the office bicycle”. Then wink and pout.
Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can’t seem to access any pornography websites.
FIVE POINT DARES:
At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with singing of the national anthem. (Extra points if you actually launch into it yourself)
Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on / off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob”.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a number two”
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead and repeatedly mutter, “Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!”
During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean into the machine and whisper loudly, “I’ll call you tonight.”
so …. how many points are you going to accumulate?? btw in case you were wondering … it was my boss at that time who sent this and followed out some of the dares.
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